yo momma so fat, when she gets cut she bleeds gravy.

heard that in the late 80's. anyone hear it before that?

sure did- from your momma in the 60's, LMAO

well your momma is so fat her @ss needs its own area code..

yo mommas breath stank so bad that altoids went on strike.

yo mommas so fat she stepped on a scale and it said "to be continued"

yo mamas so nasty to uses her vibrator to clear up her hemroids.

yo mamas so fat she sat on a rainbow and skittles popped out.

"Yo Momma" jokes are so lame, everyone is now dumber for reading this post

Yo momma so fat, she wears pillowcases for socks!