yo momma so fat, when she gets cut she bleeds gravy.
heard that in the late 80's. anyone hear it before that?
well your momma is so fat her @ss needs its own area code..
yo mommas breath stank so bad that altoids went on strike.
yo mommas so fat she stepped on a scale and it said "to be continued"
yo mamas so nasty to uses her vibrator to clear up her hemroids.
yo mamas so fat she sat on a rainbow and skittles popped out.
"Yo Momma" jokes are so lame, everyone is now dumber for reading this post