Aight fella's, so the Poetry 101 bit wasn't a huge success, it was ehh. "The Best" from anglin was a good one. SO.....We're trying somethan new, everyone always says jocks are stupid, so were going to test the football minds. I will post a Riddle and everyone is free to answer. IF someone posts the correct answer, and I promise! a Celebrity will either call you correct, or in a timely manner the answer will be posted by "A' celebrity. We're going to start off easy so lets get to it.....IT'S RIDDLE TIME!!

I am the ruler of shovels
I have a double
I am as thin as a knife
I have a wife
What am I?

King Of Spades. Only one shy of a great song. Ace of Spades by Motorhead

Mr. Foga, you are correct my friend. Stephen sends his best. The Next Riddle is....

When the day after tomorrow is yesterday, today will be as far from Wednesday as today was from Wednesday when the day before yesterday was tomorrow. What is the day after this day?

This day is Wednesday even though today is Tuesday.

I want to be contacted by Mr. Chuck Norris please.

Sorry dan, wedensday is not the correct answer.

I will guess Thursday. And if that ain't right I will guess everyday until I get it right

FOOOGA!!!! You little cheater you but you are correct! you guys are doing grrrrreat! well foga is doing great but the rest of you STAYYYY MOTIVATED!!! here is the next one you sillly guys.

A man goes out drinking every night, returning to his home in the wee hours of every morning. No matter how much he drinks, he never gets a hangover. This drink is very well known, but is rarely consumed, served warm and taken straight from its source. The man is a sucker for a free drink, especially since he can't live without it.
What is his favorite drink?

IS IT MILK ?

If a cowboy ride's into to town on friday stay's two day's and leave's on friday how doe's he do it.

Friday is the name of the cowboy's horse.

I got one...

A farmer went to the market and bought a wolf, a sheep and a bag of grain. To return home, the farmer has to cross the river in his canoe. The canoe can only hold the farmer and ONE item at a time. The problem is, if the farmer leaves the wolf with the sheep, it would eat the sheep. If the farmer leaves the sheep with the bag of grain, it would eat the bag of grain. How does the farmer sucessfully get the wolf, sheep and the bag of grain across the river using the canoe?

(please don't ask me why the farmer bought a wolf, I don't know and I didn't make of the riddle)

Generals#56

he takes the sheep over first, then comes back and takes over the wolf. when he gets to that side he brings the sheep back with him and drops him off then brings over the grain. then he goes back and gets the sheep and they are all happy again.

Hemi, aka the Riddler, where are you? You have not given the answer for your riddle. Here's one
Riddle me this, Riddle me that, Who's afraid of the big bad bat?

Yo fella's, the answer to the riddle is that the drink will be BLOOD, The man is a VAMPIRE...If you's callin balls then you's must be an umpire. Work wit what ya got. I'll make ya big kid. The next riddle will be posted when the others are complete, to many riddles consits of too many notes for too many fiddles, ya heard.

hope you enjoy this one...

Three guys check into a hotel, all of them short of cash and approach the front desk and insist on on room and they all three split and share. The front desk clerk proposed to the men that the room rate is $30. Each man pulled out $10 and gave it to the front desk clerk ($10 x 3men = $30) The bag boy helped the three men with their luggage up to their room and became really disappointed that he did not recieve a tip. As the bag boy returned to the main lobby the front desk clerk flagged him down an notified him that the three guys were charged weekend rates instead of the week day rates and gave the bag boy five $1 bills to take up and return to the three guys to split. On the way to the room, the greedy bag boy decided to go ahead and tip himself two $1 bills for his efforts and returned three $1 bills to the three guys to split.

The moral of the story is, the three guys oringinally paid $10 a piece for the room, and was given $1 a piece back from the bag boy inwhich kept $2.

So, $9.00 x 3 men = $27 then add the $2 the bag boy kept equals $29.00. The three men started with $30.00, where did the missing dollar go?

Generals#56
(please do not expect an answer, I don't have one)

Pssshht...... c'mon man give me somtehan hard. Instead off adding, you have to subtract it. They were sposed to pay a total of $27. the dudes paid $30 for a room. There was a mistake so they were supposed to recieve $5 dollars back. so technicaly they paid $25 for a room. They didn't know the bellboy kept $2 for a tip and they recieved $3 dollars back.
25+2(bellboy tip)=27 +3(money back)=30

Hemi,

However at the strip bar they spent $100 a piece for drinks, plus $50 a pieces for lap dances and another 50 ones a piece for tips, and the nice body girl stripper with an ok face when to the hotel room with them. How much did the strip cost each guy?

opps!! English major. 'went to the hotel room.'

answer Priceless!!!

ummmmmmmm, John Madden called and wants his laxitives back.