My WW leader read this in the meeting yesterday and emailed it to us. I thought it was cute and so true so I thought I would share!
Seven Days ‘til Weigh-in
Thursday (after a Weight-Watchers Meeting)
That piece of cake I saved is near. One big slice, I have no fear. Besides, no pounds will ever show. I’ve still got 7 days to go.
Friday- A day of shopping, to the mall we go. A burger special, it’s cheap you know. I’ll walk it off, I have no fear. 6 days to go..no weigh-in near.
Saturday- I think I’ll skip my tuna lunch. A meatball sub is what I’ll munch. The chips I sneak will never show. Besides, I’ve got 5 days to go.
Sunday- Boy weekend eating is really rough. Restaurant menus are really tough. I’ll work this steak off, I have no fear. In just 4 days, I’ll be in the clear.
Monday- For breakfast- 1 egg, toast & juice. Kids left their pancakes, oh, what’s the use. To waste that food would be a sin. There’s still 3 days ‘til I weigh in.
Tuesday- Breakfast- I’ll just have coffee today. Maybe I’ll lose weight more that way. Supper a little extra I’ll eat. 2 days before the scale I meet.
Wednesday- Now my nerves are really a wreck. I might as well eat, what the heck. I’ll take 2 Exlax tonight. 1 day to go…I’ll be all right.
Thursday- I can’t afford to eat- no way. Six trips to the john might help save the day. I gained 2 pounds wouldn’t you know. Guess I didn’t have 7 days to go!